Happy Financial Year Ending
Just Relax.
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After the war between Ravana and
Rama,
Hanumanji submitted his Travel
Allowance Bill to Ayodhya administration for his official tour to collect
Sanjeevani Booti .
The Auditor in Bill Section raised 3
objections :
(1) Hanumanji did not take prior
permission from the appropriate authority (Bharat), the King of Ayodhya, during
the relevant time for his travel
(2) Hanumanji being a Grade
2-officer was not entitled to air travel;
(3) Hanumanji was asked to bring
Sanjeevani Booti, just a single plant, but he carried a whole mountain
(unauthorized excess baggage).
The Auditor returned the bill. King
Ram could do nothing except marking it for re-examination.
A worried Hanumanji approached the
Auditor and offered a bribe of 20% of the T.A.Bill amount.
The Auditor now wrote on the Bill
:
Re-examined :
1. Even during the relevant time,
Ram was still the king through his Paduka and as journey was performed on Sri
ram's instruction, it is acceptable.
2. Further in an emergency,
non-entitled officers can be authorized ex-post facto to fly.
3. Also excess baggage is justified
as bringing a wrong plant would have entailed multiple journeys with extra
cost; hence bill may be paid.
Ramji shocked !!
That's Accounts department.
Happy Financial Year Ending
