Investing Mantra's - Stock - Without Money

Investing Mantra's - Stock - Without Money

When without money,
he rides a bicycle;

When he has money,
he rides an exercise machine.

When without money,
he walks to earn food;
When he has money,
he walks to lose the fat.

When without money,
he wishes to get married;
When he has money,
he wishes to get divorced.

When without money,
his wife becomes his secretary;
When he has money,
his secretary becomes his wife.

When without money,
he acts like a rich man;
When he has money,
he acts like a poor man.

Says share market is bad,
but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil,
but keeps accumulating.

Says high positions are lonely,
but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad,
but keeps indulging in them.

Man O Man!
Never means what he says,
and never says what he means...!!!

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