What's Marriage..?


Four stages of marriage..

1. Mad for each other,

2. Made for each other,

3. Mad at each other

4. Mad because of each other

 MARRIAGE Is The seventh Sense of Humans

That Destroys All The 6 Senses

And Makes The Person NON -Sense...!



Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.

Its a computer, not a Husband

Wife:
Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband:
Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband!!!

Mistakes

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."- Shakespear

"Laughing At Your Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten Your Life."- Shakespear's Wife

Src: Nidokidos


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